"Rad..You're going to be somebody...I can tell... You're going to do something awesome with your life..." -Reibin, drunk as all hell last night...
"Silly Faggot, chicks are for dicks.." - Ike
"Do you take the Lord's supper?" Hester to Ike
"Check this out...I can play Staind on the geetar now..." *incoherent strumming*...-Hester "Wth was that?!" - Ike..."Rad needs to get her dad to tune this geetar..." - Hester
"she was weird wasn't she?" Hester to Ike
"you put a hole in bryans stomach..." -richy "No i didnt.." - Hester "Yes you did...You killed him...His ghost is chillin over here with us..." - Richy... "He isnt dead...I saw him in the car 15 minutes ago..." - Hester..." Naw.." - Richy... *voices heard in the background of the phone* "She's a hazard to my health.." - Bryan
"Go to sleep Hester..." - Bryan
" Oooooh don't make me get out of this car!" - Daniel to Hester "Oooooooh Bro, bring it!" - Hester... *Daniel jumps on car* "Ooooooooh what now?"
Scene- Rad and Hester sitting on the trampoline with the Geetar... "DUDE RAD LOOK AT YOUR DOG!" - Hester "ROLIE!!! STOP HUMPING BELLE!!!" -Rad
"Look how his balls swing," "why are they so low?" - Rad.... " You havent cut them off yet..." Hester..." Oh.." - Rad
" Oooooooooh Shut up..." "Check.."- Daniel to Rad
" Hey Hester,why don't you smoke this joint with us?" Daniel ..."Naw I'm cool..." - Hester "This is some bunk shit come on.."- Erik "Then why would i want to smoke it?" - Hester "Whoa my lips are numb.." - Erik "Smoking the hydro...bunk my ass..." - Hester
"Rolie is getting is balls chopped off tomorrow.." - Rad to Hester
" You know what Danny..?" -Hester "What?" Daniel... "The other night my mother said that if we were with you and Bry all night that if i passed out at one of your houses she wouldnt come looking for me at 1:30 in the morning honking the horn..." - Hester... *silence*... "I'm really drunk.." - Hester
" I'm going to apply for a job at the mall...I'm going to be like.. Hey you better give me a job or im going to get mad.." - Daniel... " I'll apply at Fredricks so i can help all the hot chicks try on underwear.." "you have to pretend to be gay..." - Hester...*in some sterotypical gay voice* " Hi my name is Daniel and I'm gay..." "Oh girl i think this one looks better on you..." - Hester *laughter*.. " I'd tell my mom, My boyfriend pretends to be gay for a living..." - Rad.. " I don't like you hanging out with Josh.." - Rad " Me either.."- Hester..." I ate Mickey D's twice today.." - Daniel... "You eat that everyday.."- Hester, " You're a Mickey D man bro.." " You're going to get fat..." " Naw see i dont get fat..I dont get pregnant..you two have to worry about getting pregnant...you get really big.."- Daniel... " You could be big and gay like Josh.." - Rad.. " Naw" - Daniel
Scene- At litte cesaers where Nicole works talking to a friend..." Hey Bobby i think youre hot.." - Drunk Hester... *bobby blushes*..."When your next day off?" - Hester " Uhh Tuesday.." - Bobby..."You should come over..." - Hester... *Ike mouths she wants to have sex with you behind Hester's back..* *bobby blushes again* ... " Bye Bobby!"... - Hester
" I am so lost...I'm so wasted..." - Drunk Ike..." Reibin's busted.." " We're so busted..."... "Hold me ..." " I dont think i can walk..."
Scene- Ike and Hester chillin in the Jimmy smoking a ciggarette...*Hester flicks the cherry off*..."Fucking Cherry..." -Hester...*Ike laughs* ...Hester relights cig...Hester flicks new cherry off..."Damn cherry..." " Whoa thats got to be a record...2 cherries..."- Ike
"How can your dad NOT know you smoke...?" - Rad..." I mean look at all the ciggarette butts onthe ground..." " where does he think they come from?" " The ciggarette butt fairy?
" - Rad to Hester
Hester humps Ike..."whoa i just exerted myself" -ike " I just let out some fecal spray" - hester..."oh thats what that splatter was!" - Ike..."It was wet!" - Hester
" we can say hey we're looking for a new geetarist..you don't have to have any talent at all!!" - ike " you just gotta look good playing a cardboard geetar.." - hester
" if i were a famous rock star one day and i went on some tv show like trl...and they were all like hey...what song is in your head.? and i'd say...family reunion by Blink 182..and they would be like... Sing it for us... I'd be like... I cant say any of those words on Tv...theyd be like...change it up...and i would say..ok... shite urine feck cuntingly spectacular blow job giving mother humping breasts fecal spray fecal matter TWAT WAS THAT?!"...- Hester "Where the hell do you come up with that shit? you must be bored...really bored..." - Rad.." I came up with that smoking a ciggarette out back by myself looking at a tree..." - hester
" it's dont let me get me.not so let me get me..."- hester to ike
" walking like a robot is what i like to do...walking like a robot..why dont you do it too?" - ike to hester
"if i were a monkey...i would bite you...if i were a monkey i'd give you rabies too..." - ike.." uhhh..." " if i were a monkey.. i would fling poo...if i were a monkey..id fling it on YOU!" - hester
Reporter: What do you do in your spare time?
Ike: Pretend like im a stripper named Candi...
Hester: My boob itches
Reporter: Where do you get inspirations for your songs?
Hester: Other peoples STDs
Ike: From our sick and twisted minds...
" Reibins breath smells like baby peas..." - Ike.." I think it smells like sweet peas.." - Hester
" Do you have a map..because im lost in your eyes..." - Ike to Hester
" We like to look at Hoe and say...Man you have really squinty eyes.." - Hester and Ike
" our strippers names are candi and sapphire..." Hester talking about Ike and her spare time jobs...
Reporter: Do you like to watch cartoons?
Hoe: I watch them all the time..
Ike: DRAGON BALL Z!!! and the simpsons
Hester: I like rugrats..those babies are majikal...immortal..they never grow old!
Rad: What are cartoons?
Eagle: I like Nick from BSB
Bob: Well i like Justin from NSYNC!
Hester..: JC and me are to be wed...Im pregnant with his baby..
Reporter: what happened to cartoons?
Ike: What about cartoons?
Hester: I saw a big red balloon...
Reporter: How do you feel about Linkin Park? Are they rivals?
Ike: Mike is really hot...I wanna marry him..I wanna rape him... *drools*
Hester: That Chester guy is weird...
Rad: Brad stole the headphone idea from me..but i let him keep it because he has a better shaped head to wear them...
Hoe: Joe likes frogs...
Eagle: Uhhh...Booger
Bob: that Rob guy doesnt say much around a lot of people..but when he talks.. we think him and reibin are about to vomit pea soup on all of us... that pea breath is weird..
Hester: I second that!
Reporter: If you were to make up your own little concert ..what bands would play with you?
Hester: Nsync and Kurt Cobain..but he is dead..so uhhh... Linkin park
Ike: 3LW and Spice Girls
Rad: Britney Spears and Her little sister
Hoe: Backstreet Boys
Eagle: Uhhh..booger
Bob: HeeHeeHee She said booger...
" We hung out with those guys from Linkin Park, they smelled weird and thought they were funny when they ran around butt naked shaving each others butt hair ... I never want to see Phoenix without a shirt on again..." - Hester... " I wish Joe wouldnt smile..." His smile skeers me.." - Ike
Reporter: You've said some awful things about Linkin Park...Do you mean them?
Hester: who?
Ike: you know hester...that band whos name rhymes with ours...
Hester: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh them... No we don't mean it... We uhhh.. We like to make people think we do when really... Theyre are bitches...
Ike: Mike makes me pancakes...
Rad:... I thought he made you muffins...
Ike: I did too.. He informed me that they were fluffy pancakes that he made in muffin pans...
Hester: Do you think he poisons them?
Ike: If he did.. I would remember feeling strange...
Hoe: He poisoned them...He put extasy in them.. so you two could have hot sex..
Ike: so thats what happened...
Reporter: Linkin Park says theyre big fans of your music... They say that you are too original and dont get enough credit.. what do you say?
Hester: They stole our tunes..
Ike: THOSE BASTURDS!
" ehhh i just touched my naughty place..." - Hester " that skeered me.." - Ike
" I am Gibble..from the planet Mibble"...- Hester..." I am Gibbles friend Ribble..." - Ike
" You better go wee wee before you go walky walky.." Hester drunk Momma..Momma Ennington
Reporter: I know youve been asked this before...What do you do in your spare time?
Hester: We like to walk around talking like robots...doing the robot..or swinging in the park listening to our voices echoing..
Ike: I'm a Windows 2003..Hester is a Windows 98..
Hester: I'm getting an upgrade soon...
Reporter: Do you have a secret handshake?
Hester: Why yes..yes we do...Shall we show them Ike?"
Ike: Yes..
Hester and Ike face each other... they put their right hands on their own right boobs... and slap left hands repeatedly...Stop putting both hands together with one anothers and shout.." LUUUMMMMMMMPYYYYYYYYY BUUUUUUUMP!!!!"
"You mean we went on tour with Linkin Park ANDKorn and i didnt sleep with anyone?!" -Bob
" dude no seriously...seriously dude no.."
" diarrhea makes my butthole burn"
" momma always told me life was like a box of exlax...you never know when you have the squirts..."
" dude clint!"
" dude dave!"
" how did you come to fall in...i didnt come to fall in...i come to take a shit!"
"im dropping the kids off at the pool..."
"what?"
" you know...THE kids *wink wink*"
"what kids?"
" i gotta take a dump dude!"
" oh....WHAT?!"
" dude no seriously..."
